Been a long time, Shouldn't have left you....

Without a dope beat to step to... Step to, Ste, ste, Step to.

Or at least that's what I'm feeling like.

It's been far too long since I last posted, and I apologize. I feel like @sportsguy33, with his utter refusal to write columns anymore. That's right Simmons, I'm callin' you out.

But anyway, It's been months since my last post, so I figured I would at least post this to tell you all that, just like the little Asian Windows girl says, More Happy is Coming.

I'm hopefully going to be getting back into a routine of posting 3-5 times each week, starting today. So keep your eyes tuned to this space, cause I've got lots of rants stored up on topics ranging from the NFL to competitive eating, and check back later today for some possible live-blogging during the Pats game.