December
20.
People
bailing on work early, fighting traffic, driving aggressively, flipping the
bird to young children, guzzling coffee and energy drinks by the gallon,
crowding malls and outlets, cussing, cursing, blaspheming... and jingling all
the way!
Yes
Virginia, the
Hell-idays are upon us like Herman Cain on a cocktail waitress at the GOP Christmas
Ball. And along with them, all that precious, cherished family togetherness we…
ahem… relish all year long.
That’s
right, the time of the season for cheek pinching geriatrics, awkward inquiries
into your personal life, bad stories about your second cousins new career as a
martial arts instructor, and uncomfortable and alarming amounts of time spent
with those “special” family members and friends you simply “tolerate,” is here!
That’s
why this year, we here at the Boston Lager have come up with a few new holiday “games” that you, our readers, can employ, along with a
healthy dose of Jack Daniels, to help you get through your family Christmas/Hanukkah/Festivus
gatherings.
So,
without further ado, The Lager Emergency Situation Management Department
proudly presents – Holiday Drinking
Games 2011:
Not-So-Silent
Night:
A
holiday classic, this yuletide drinking
game is for those of us whose family patriarchs and matriarchs have been
blessed with the… umm… gift… of unnatural longevity.
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