Did you hear this rumor yet!!!!
The one where Timothy Richard Tebow broke up Lindsey Vonn's marriage and is now
dating her?
That's right. A rumor that the should-have-been-aborted-miracle-baby, born-again Christian, Filipino circumcising, saving-himself-for-marriage, inaccurate as all hell, starting Bronco's QB has landed super hot US Olympian Alpine goddess Lindsey Vonn.
Some guys have all the luck.
If this is somehow true (it's not, if there is a fair and loving God, this is not true), then the debate is over. Tebow is the
second-coming of Christ, and this time he's decided "You know what, I'm
Jesus fucking Christ! Sure, I'll prepare the army of the Lord for
judgement day in 2012, but I'll be damned if I don't get to have a
little fun along the way this time around!"
Screw it. As discussed here previously, Julia Mancuso is my favorite hot US winter Olympian anyway. (Nastia Liukin gets the summer and overall titles).
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