The Big T(r)icket

Just a real quick scenario that popped into my head this morning....

KG is coming back at some point in these playoffs.

(Rocky intro starts playing in my head.... picture of KG doing the Paul Pierce Memorial hop out of the locker room.... the crowd starts going nuts as he triumphantly raises one finger above his head and Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" starts playing over the PA system.... the opposing team's players slowly hang their heads in defeat as they realize the whole injury was nothing more than an elaborate publicity stunt conceived of by David Stern, who forced the unwilling threesome of Garnett, Ainge and Rivers to play along, the dishonesty eventually conflicting with Danny Ainge's core Mormon beliefs and leading to so much stress and worrying that it caused a mild heart attack)

(This is the way my brain works)