Monday, April 26, 2010

If hating Tim Tebow means I'm rooting against Jesus...

... then let's go Satan!

And I don't mean Miroslav. (Though this was gorgeous. I can't get enough of the NHL Playoffs!!)

This is what The Denver Post is reporting that Tebow said of his first meeting with Bronco's head coach Josh McDaniels:

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
You'll notice the typical born-again Christian vernacular right off the bat: "jacked", "it was ball," "it was juice." Are these not things right out of Scott Stapp's uber-douchey mouth?!?

I hope this guy breaks his femur on the first day of practice, and if that puts me at odds with the good Lord, then so be it. The God I pray to can't possibly like Tim Tebow.

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